Australia

as i (the foudner) is an australian i feel i must put on a page about australia!



befpre british peaple find it
before anyone from the rest of the world saw the place, a bunch of peaple know as aboriginals lived there, they did things, well, nutraly, they used everything, even the useless things. they told stories. they had boomerangs, that kinda stuff, after about 1000 years a TERRIBLE THING HAPPENED!!!

britain finds the place
a guy named captain james cook found the place, at the time england had a crime problem. he thought OH GOODNESS WHAT A TERRIBLE PLACE!!! PERFECT FOR CRIMINALS!!!! so, he told the british empire and well, they sent ships over there, and colonised the place.

the british and natives got along, they shared infomation.

britain screws the place over
it was bound to happen, britain thought  HMM, THOSE NATIVES LOOK LIKE EASY KILLS, LETS KILL THEM ALl AND MAKE THEM SLAVES!, so they did that... the aboriginals where screwed they fought back but not well, spears, VSmuksets, cannons, sabers, cutlas, spears, daggers, lances, and ltos of other stuff!

many many aboriginals died...

Gold rush
by the 19th century, some bozo found gold, so everyone started digging, and sometimes found it, but then they would gfet in trouble as there where gold licenses, and next to no one had them...